Spotlight on:
The Unified Tribal Republic of Tawir |
“No need to say it if it's falling on deaf ears.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Unified Tribal Republic of Tawir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josh Bireham with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.037 billion Tawirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakuru. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Tawirian economy, worth 881 trillion Tawirian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,028 Tawirian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, Josh Bireham is worshipped as a god, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tawir's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None yet Christianity is most present.
Tawir is ranked 199,763rd in the world and 96th in Africa for Most Stationary, with 47.39974049748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tawir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, Josh Bireham is worshipped as a god.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Tawir's influence in Africa rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Tawir, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.