Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Allied States of Taun Tuck

“Spreadin' Dis-caw-rse!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Allied States of Taun Tuck is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.883 billion Taun Tuckians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.9%.

The very strong Taun Tuckian economy, worth 107 trillion Gold Taus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 37,141 Gold Taus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is a major problem. Taun Tuck's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Taun Tuck is ranked 3,487th in the world and 6th in Artificial Solar System for Most Avoided, scoring 276.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,084thMost Primitive: 2,379thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,266thMost Avoided: 3,487thHighest Crime Rates: 6,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,464thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,008thLargest Black Market: 17,527thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,668thMost Devout: 20,510th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 30th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 76th in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 198th in the regionMost Devout: 236th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Armed: 458th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: