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The Empire of Tarabit

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The Empire of Tarabit is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 885 million witches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terabithia. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tarabitian economy, worth 32.9 trillion snails a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,186 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tarabit's national animal is the eyeball bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tarabit is ranked 257,659^th in the world and 10,413^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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