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The Matriarchy of Tanaleva

“Pour Toi, C'est Moi”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

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The Matriarchy of Tanaleva is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by LEVA-02662 with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.226 billion Rangtana are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Il Suo Piazza. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rangtana economy, worth 205 trillion Kupangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,417 Kupangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanaleva's national animal is the Lev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great Synthetic Coil.

Tanaleva is ranked 272,013th in the world and 279th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Fattest Citizens, with 4.6 Obesity Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,287thMost Secular: 3,313thLowest Crime Rates: 4,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,943rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,522ndMost Patriotic: 5,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,754thLargest Governments: 6,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,912thMost Developed: 8,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,643rdMost Inclusive: 9,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,929thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,144thMost Authoritarian: 11,199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,518thHighest Average Incomes: 11,988thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,319thHealthiest Citizens: 12,373rdSmartest Citizens: 12,899thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,286thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,881stMost Income Equality: 21,729thMost Influential: 23,818thMost Efficient Economies: 26,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,263rdMost Conservative: 26,998th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Chinohana, Enlais, Mocha, BlackLight Covenant, and Drifting Colonys of Aaron.