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The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria

“Nights are full of lives”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.54 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,036 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 388,464 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 240,268th in the world and 4,690th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -51.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 36thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thNicest Citizens: 40thMost Pacifist: 41stHighest Food Quality: 49thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55thMost Beautiful Environments: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61stHighest Average Tax Rates: 61stLargest Welfare Programs: 69thMost Developed: 71stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndLargest Governments: 89thBest Weather: 95thMost Rebellious Youth: 106thHealthiest Citizens: 107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 110thMost Cultured: 128thMost Advanced Public Education: 128thSafest: 133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 140thMost Subsidized Industry: 154thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 171stMost Efficient Economies: 179thSmartest Citizens: 215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 234thHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndMost Secular: 285thLowest Crime Rates: 341stLargest Publishing Industry: 732ndHighest Average Incomes: 944thRudest Citizens: 1,474thHighest Economic Output: 1,599thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,308thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,401stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,271stNudest: 11,705thTop
Largest Populations: 16,766thMost Income Equality: 17,917th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionNudest: 212th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 260th in the regionMost Politically Free: 375th in the regionMost Income Equality: 412th in the region

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