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The Non Racist French Kingdom of Taigama

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Non Racist French Kingdom of Taigama is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by King Ford III with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 885 million Frenches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.2%.

The strong Taigaman economy, worth 49.7 trillion Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,140 Franks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taigama's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taigama is ranked 5,490th in the world and 147th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,273.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 4,644thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,965thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,799thTop
Most Armed: 14,053rdMost Authoritarian: 21,269thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,465th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 200th in the regionMost Armed: 367th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 380th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 557th in the region

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