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The Little One of T L O

“The Little One”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Old Days

Regional Influence: Power


The Little One of T L O is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ocelot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.291 billion T L Oians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Masteria. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped T L Oian economy, worth 259 trillion Puppets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 41,311 Puppets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. T L O's national animal is the Refrigerator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terranism.

T L O is ranked 65,921st in the world and 2nd in The Old Days for Highest Economic Output, with 259 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Pacifist: 2,564thMost Devout: 4,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,165thNicest Citizens: 6,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,735thBest Weather: 11,043rdMost Authoritarian: 11,222ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,623rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,656thHealthiest Citizens: 12,758thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,823rdMost Cultured: 13,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,706thLargest Governments: 15,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,422nd

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