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The Union of Sysillia |
“Oof”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Amalgamated Federation |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Union of Sysillia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lyn Vert with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 2.721 billion Sys are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twirland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Sys economy, worth 491 trillion Onings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 180,696 Onings, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sysillia's national animal is the Atriat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Syterianism.
Sysillia is ranked 177,007th in the world and 30th in Amalgamated Federation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,490.51 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sysillia's influence in Amalgamated Federation rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
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Sysillia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
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Sysillia, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
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Sysillia relocated from Hastinapur to Amalgamated Federation.
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Sysillia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
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Sysillia's influence in Hastinapur rose from "Zero" to "Truckler".
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Sysillia relocated from Amalgamated Federation to Hastinapur.
- : Following new legislation in
Sysillia, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Sysillia, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
- : Following new legislation in
Sysillia, the Sys Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.