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The Allied States of SylvesterStallone

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The Allied States of SylvesterStallone is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.272 billion SylvesterStalloneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The powerhouse SylvesterStallonean economy, worth 405 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,967 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,651 per year while the poor average 10,003, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SylvesterStallone's national animal is the Rocky Balboa's Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SylvesterStallone is ranked 43,273^rd in the world and 18^th in Resuscitation for Largest Black Market, with 29.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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