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The Republic of Switz got Lazy 432


Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The Allied Nations of Egalaria

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Switz got Lazy 432 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.151 billion Switz got Lazy 432ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The Switz got Lazy 432ian economy, worth 180 trillion catnips a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,563 catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 432's national animal is the human oppressor.

Switz got Lazy 432 is ranked 113,741st in the world and 320th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,414.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,782nd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionMost Patriotic: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 171st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionSafest: 195th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 215th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248th in the regionMost Devout: 286th in the region

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