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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 370

“Join Lily”

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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 370 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.117 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 349 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,036 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Join Lily politicians, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and it's never "just a game" with Join Lily sports fans. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 370's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 370 is ranked 169,562^nd in the world and 1^st in Farther Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

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