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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Portland

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 35 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Human Oppressor population. The quiet, industrious population of 7.718 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sweezean economy, worth 322 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,731 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 35's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got lazy 35 is ranked 101,127th in the world and 4th in Portland for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.52 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

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