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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 222 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.771 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 27.7%.

The Sweezean economy, worth 307 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,349 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 222's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 222 is ranked 216,479^th in the world and 5^th in Tierras Unidas for Smartest Citizens, with 17.87 quips per hour.

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