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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 179

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: kiwifruit

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 179 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Human Oppressor population. The quiet, industrious population of 6.852 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sweezean economy, worth 205 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,953 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Sweezean, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 179's national animal is the Human Oppressor.

Switz got Lazy 179 is ranked 158,659th in the world and 3rd in kiwifruit for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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