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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 120 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The devout population of 7.329 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sweezean economy, worth 319 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,594 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 120's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 120 is ranked 136,527^th in the world and 1^st in Eglintonian Test Region for Smartest Citizens, with 27.95 quips per hour.

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