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The Dictatorship of Swiftlandian Peoples Republic

“Now Thatís a lot of Damage”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Labyrinth

Regional Influence: Squire


The Dictatorship of Swiftlandian Peoples Republic is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 402 million Swiftlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PhilPort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The powerhouse Swiftlandian Peoples Republician economy, worth 53.3 trillion Flex Tapes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,703 Flex Tapes, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, military spending recently hit a new high, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Swiftlandian Peoples Republic's national animal is the Nuclear Radiated Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Swiftlandian Peoples Republic is ranked 59,135th in the world and 62nd in The Labyrinth for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,752.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,045thMost Primitive: 1,444thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,227thMost Armed: 2,511thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,243rdNudest: 3,399thMost Avoided: 3,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,879thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,754thFattest Citizens: 4,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,973rdTop
Most Devout: 10,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,420thLargest Black Market: 13,454thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,868thLargest Mining Sector: 14,006thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,686thLargest Retail Industry: 14,769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,024thMost Authoritarian: 17,368thHighest Average Incomes: 17,957thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,395thMost Conservative: 19,589thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,784th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Munifia, Con Ins Lallakerscak, Doctriniumn, Drazza Ra, Vavax, Karach24, Federation Of East Kazakhstan, Saborgatra, New Memer, and Ashtie.