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The Colony of Sweet Smokey

“How sweet”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Socialist Military Alliance

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Colony of Sweet Smokey is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.627 billion Sweet Smokeyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The Sweet Smokeyian economy, worth 945 trillion Hoeks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,377 Hoeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweet Smokey's national animal is the Beans, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sweet Smokey is ranked 189,845th in the world and 1st in Socialist Military Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 6.27 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Stationary: 1,082ndTop
Largest Populations: 5,454thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,333rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,356thTop
Most Influential: 18,091stHighest Economic Output: 22,721stLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,800thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,867th

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