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The Jingoistic States of Svenish JA-37

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The Jingoistic States of Svenish JA-37 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 353 million Svenish JA-37ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Svenish JA-37ian economy, worth 26.6 trillion svenish kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 75,404 svenish kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 474,237 per year while the poor average 5,048, a ratio of 93.9 to 1.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Svenish JA-37's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Svenish JA-37 is ranked 21,173^rd in the world and 1^st in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 68,316.07 Standard Monetary Units.

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