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The Democratic States of Svenish J-35

“I'M NOT A DORITO”

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The Democratic States of Svenish J-35 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 415 million Svenish J-35ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karelia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The strong Svenish J-35ian economy, worth 24.3 trillion svenish kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,530 svenish kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, it's always rabbit season, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and Svenish J-35 has designated Karelia as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Svenish J-35's national animal is the Dorito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Svenish J-35 is ranked 149,646^th in the world and 3^rd in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,890.58 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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