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The Tired of game of Svarto

“the issues here make no sense”

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The Tired of game of Svarto is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Viktor Leuroykovich with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.219 billion Svartskiye are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanamondia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Svartskiy economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion need to stop logging ins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,130 need to stop logging ins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Svarto to disarm, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svarto's national animal is the fierce hatred of the systems, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Svarto is ranked 4,236^th in the world and 17^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Black Market, with 1,917 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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