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The Dominion of Suvia |
“Vuieva okevéu ~ We bow to the Good”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Dominion of Suvia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Anax Euvuleu with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.746 billion Suvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luţia Suvo. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.
The enormous but inefficient Suvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion sterzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,925 sterzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvia's national animal is the purple heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pythagoreanism.
Suvia is ranked 241,944th in the world and 1,255th in Europe for Most Secular, with 1.51 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
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Suvia, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
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Suvia, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
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Suvia, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters.
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Suvia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
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Suvia, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
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Suvia, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
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Suvia, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
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Suvia, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
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Suvia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
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Suvia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.