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The Republic of Supresso

“Apply 20-30 pounds of pressure, and polish..”

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The Republic of Supresso is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.266 billion Supressoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Supressoan economy, worth 138 trillion Lols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,480 Lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supresso's national animal is the Lmao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Supresso is ranked 173,513^th in the world and 3,475^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 414.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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