Spotlight on:
The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE |
“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The top 3 giant |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.978 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 19,100 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 869,061 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the new Shah Dalamadur Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and recognizing the Supreme Lord KANEian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.
Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 109,370th in the world and 3rd in The top 3 giant for Most Stationary, with 365.4316411236 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Supreme Lord KANE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, recognizing the Supreme Lord KANEian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the new Shah Dalamadur Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Supreme Lord KANEian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, farting etiquette is taught in schools.