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The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE

“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Lonely Nations

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.502 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 14,821 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 801,078 ZAMRI MONIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 6,027th in the world and 2nd in Lonely Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,367.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 3rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8thMost Advanced Public Education: 15thMost Efficient Economies: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 50thLargest Black Market: 52ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 54thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54thHighest Poor Incomes: 56thMost Scientifically Advanced: 59thHighest Average Tax Rates: 75thLargest Governments: 75thMost Patriotic: 79thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 91stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 110thMost Corrupt Governments: 197thSmartest Citizens: 217thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 238thHighest Economic Output: 248thLowest Crime Rates: 272ndLargest Mining Sector: 278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 343rdMost Developed: 447thMost Cultured: 452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 493rdMost Inclusive: 578thHighest Food Quality: 1,000thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,360thMost Armed: 1,438thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,501stRudest Citizens: 1,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,714thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,762ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,579thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,689thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,027thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,305thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,433rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,891stMost Secular: 7,945thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,589thTop
Largest Populations: 14,195th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

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