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The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE

“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”

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The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.419 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 21,147 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 902,993 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, Supreme Lord KANEian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 1,743^rd in the world and 1^st in The top 3 giant for Most Secular, with 99.1 Atheism Rate.

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