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The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE

“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Lonely Nations

Regional Influence: Superpower


The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.624 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 11,847 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 758,319 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 12,957th in the world and 2nd in Lonely Nations for Most Secular, with 87.53 Atheism Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 17thLargest Black Market: 53rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 57thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Governments: 86thHighest Average Tax Rates: 91stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 131stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 212thLargest Mining Sector: 218thMost Corrupt Governments: 220thSmartest Citizens: 243rdHighest Economic Output: 318thLowest Crime Rates: 362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 408thMost Developed: 424thLongest Average Lifespans: 470thMost Inclusive: 481stMost Cultured: 502ndMost Avoided: 827thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,307thLargest Retail Industry: 1,342ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,258thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,416thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,470thRudest Citizens: 4,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,837thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,850thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,410thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,817thHealthiest Citizens: 9,999thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,210thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,764thMost Secular: 12,957thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,259thLargest Populations: 15,344thMost Income Equality: 17,957th

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