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The Republic of Supportive Parents

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The Republic of Supportive Parents is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.428 billion Supportive Parentsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Supportive Parentsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 279,648 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Supportive Parents's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Supportive Parents is ranked 289,784^th in the world and 4^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.61 law-abiding acts per hour.

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