Spotlight on:
The Entity of Super Mega Awesome |
“I can't believe I still play this game”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.89 billion Super Mega Awesomoids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,805 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,987 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Lance Turbo is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Pittmanology.
Super Mega Awesome is ranked 1,876th in the world and 63rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 147.29 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Lance Turbo is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Super Mega Awesome endorsed The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Super Mega Awesome was endorsed by The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 35 » Panormia, Emeseses, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Perfect Sublime Masters, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Foraldn, POPULICA, Extebly, Arinteriswith, Hyponichtmallieturam, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Angbhand, Moloto Japan, Europeasia, Murak, Elaribel, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Llanfyrhall, Sealand newam, New French Nation, Stal Valley, and ECC Norway.