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The Not so much Grumpy Colony of Sunto

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The Not so much Grumpy Colony of Sunto is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Larry Tostada with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.486 billion Suntoniatas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muahaha. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Suntoniano economy, worth a remarkable 1,954 trillion bols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,303 bols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Larry Tostada's personal home is one of The North Pacific's most notorious party destinations, polite commuters on the Muahaha Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering. Crime is totally unknown. Sunto's national animal is the uro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol a Lot.

Sunto is ranked 53,739^th in the world and 3,164^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,050.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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