Spotlight on:
The Imperium Aeterna of Sulenia |
“We Are The Beacon Of Light, Amongst A Sea Of Darkness”
Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The League |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Imperium Aeterna of Sulenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Luminarch with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.165 billion Sulenians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanligberg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sulenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion Cadrilants a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 376,407 Cadrilants, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sulenia's national animal is the Crowned Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Indictarian Atheism.
Sulenia is ranked 137,178th in the world and 161st in The League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,066.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Sulenia, the comic book series 'The Luminarch and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.