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The Socialist Utopia of SU LIAN

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The Socialist Utopia of SU LIAN is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Limtin with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.08 billion SU LIANians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MOSCOW. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient SU LIANian economy, worth 129 trillion SICKLE AND HAMMERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,752 SICKLE AND HAMMERS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SU LIAN's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is SU LIANISM.

SU LIAN is ranked 32,030^th in the world and 441^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 41.78 flags saluted per person per day.

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