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The Kingdom of Styki

“Enjoy our past... experience our future!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Styki

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Kingdom of Styki is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Styki with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.392 billion Stykis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Styki economy, worth an astonishing 10,828 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 334,289 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging Styki's life, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Styki's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult to Styki.

Styki is ranked 88,113th in the world and 1st in Styki for Nudest, with 145.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Governments: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9thLowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18thSafest: 21stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 273rdSmartest Citizens: 293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 303rdHighest Economic Output: 357thHighest Poor Incomes: 514thMost Advanced Public Education: 583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 808thHighest Average Incomes: 1,389thLargest Populations: 1,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,746thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,241stMost Inclusive: 2,687thBest Weather: 3,384thMost Devout: 4,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,527thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,211thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,482ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,428thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,639thMost Stationary: 19,586th

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