Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Conch Kingdom
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The Anti-Hawaiian Pizzafication of Stustu
One day, a portly pizzeria worker was called in to wait on a pizza that was still cooking."Push, Push! Almost there!" the portly man playfully shouted as the pizza crawled through the oven. Seconds later, the pizza was finished. To the portly worker's disappointment, the pizza was half Hawaiian.
"You poor fool," the portly worker mumbled while handing the abomination to the customer.
The portly worker's story spread like wildfire through Stustu, eventually capturing the leader's attention. The leader, so moved by the portly worker's disgust, proceeded to declare Anti-Hawaiian Pizzaism as the country's national religion. And thus, the Anti-Hawaiian Pizzafication of Stustu was complete.