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The Republic of Stress-Induced Caffeine Consumption


Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Cringe and Poggers

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Stress-Induced Caffeine Consumption is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.737 billion Stress-Induced Caffeine Consumptionians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Stress-Induced Caffeine Consumptionian economy, worth 332 trillion Kopikoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,974 Kopikoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown. Stress-Induced Caffeine Consumption's national animal is the civet.

Stress-Induced Caffeine Consumption is ranked 269,735th in the world and 152nd in Cringe and Poggers for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Least Corrupt Governments: 20,724th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the region

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