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The Dictatorship of Stratocratic Canada

“Unity is our way”

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The Dictatorship of Stratocratic Canada is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.96 billion Canadiens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Canadien economy, worth 128 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,676 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stratocratic Canada's national animal is the Moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stratocratic Canada is ranked 211,920^th in the world and 5,231^st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 20.64 quips per hour.

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