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The Potato Obsessed Republic of Storalia

“Demokraci Tuu Kaska Nahri Pivo!”

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Location: the South Pacific

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The Potato Obsessed Republic of Storalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sekro Vokyora with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.833 billion Storalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storalisburg. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Storalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,939 trillion Stora L'Kuns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,197 Stora L'Kuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, and the children of Storalia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Storalia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Storalia is ranked 2,215th in the world and 48th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,329.51 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 273rdSafest: 712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 838thRudest Citizens: 862ndMost Beautiful Environments: 887thBest Weather: 1,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,189thMost Cultured: 1,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,483rdMost Developed: 1,553rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,628thNicest Citizens: 1,729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,870thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,069thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,134thLargest Governments: 2,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,215thHealthiest Citizens: 2,235thMost Inclusive: 2,310thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,437thMost Influential: 2,446thMost Pacifist: 3,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,585thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,763rdHighest Economic Output: 4,869thMost Efficient Economies: 5,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,211thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,628thHighest Average Incomes: 6,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,166thTop
Most Secular: 12,709thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,259thLargest Populations: 16,283rdMost Politically Free: 18,116th
Least Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Pacifist: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 169th in the regionMost Politically Free: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 272nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 434th in the regionNudest: 448th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 816th in the region

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