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The Moist Towelette of Storalia

“Demokraci Tuu Kaska Nahri Pivo!”

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Location: Elparia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Moist Towelette of Storalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sekro Vokyora with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.264 billion Storalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storalis. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Storalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion Stora L'Kuns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,821 Stora L'Kuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, t-shirts displaying a photo of Sekro Vokyora performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime is totally unknown. Storalia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Storalia is ranked 238,164th in the world and 25th in Elparia for Fattest Citizens, with 3.15 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 275thSafest: 717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 818thRudest Citizens: 860thMost Beautiful Environments: 863rdBest Weather: 991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,345thMost Cultured: 1,379thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,593rdMost Developed: 1,603rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,770thNicest Citizens: 1,784thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,909thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,989thMost Influential: 2,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,133rdLargest Governments: 2,219thHealthiest Citizens: 2,275thMost Inclusive: 2,320thSmartest Citizens: 2,333rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,424thMost Pacifist: 3,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,455thHighest Economic Output: 4,742ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,029thHighest Average Incomes: 6,754thLowest Crime Rates: 10,117thNudest: 10,204thTop
Most Secular: 12,864thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,878thLargest Populations: 16,190thMost Politically Free: 18,823rd
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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