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The Chill World of Stoner Girls

“Let's Smoke Out”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Stoners

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Chill World of Stoner Girls is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by That Chill Stoner Girl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.666 billion Stoner Girlsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cannabis Shop. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stoner Girlsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion ounces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,152 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown. Stoner Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marijuana.

Stoner Girls is ranked 13,669th in the world and 2nd in Stoners for Most Stationary, with 1,886.19166089212 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,483rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5,207thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,525thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,835thBest Weather: 6,043rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,365thMost Pacifist: 8,019thMost Developed: 11,159thHighest Food Quality: 11,872ndMost Inclusive: 12,110thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,891stMost Stationary: 13,669thNicest Citizens: 14,389thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,047thSmartest Citizens: 15,135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,526thMost Influential: 17,469thMost Cultured: 17,805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,370thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,994thHighest Economic Output: 23,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,649thLargest Black Market: 24,238thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 24,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,370thLargest Retail Industry: 24,417th

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