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The Rolling Stone of Stone Circle Aviators

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The Rolling Stone of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thor with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.14 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,636 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,665 nibs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, Thor's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill Sporan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 243,078^th in the world and 7^th in Marijuana Paradise for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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