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The Sleeping Jester of Stone angel

“No Worries”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: One big Island

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Sleeping Jester of Stone angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jacob with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.053 billion Stone angelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Stone angelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion haloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,379 haloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and nations that kill a Stone angelian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone angel's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheist with a god complex.

Stone angel is ranked 181,799th in the world and 37th in One big Island for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.88 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,027thLargest Populations: 7,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,149thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,688thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,567thMost Stationary: 14,123rdLargest Governments: 16,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,493rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,059th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the region

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