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The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes

“urth: no u cant colonise this! me: haha musket go boom”

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.01 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 939 trillion Kiribs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,289 Kiribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 79,121st in the world and 3,000th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,881.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdMost Influential: 411thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 868thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,793rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,813thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,447thMost Secular: 7,661stMost Cultured: 11,269thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,719thNicest Citizens: 16,109thMost Pacifist: 16,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,054thMost Inclusive: 17,172ndMost Developed: 17,612thHighest Economic Output: 18,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,896thMost Efficient Economies: 20,425thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,438th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 150th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 266th in the regionMost Secular: 272nd in the regionLargest Populations: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 314th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 400th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 532nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 533rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 557th in the regionNicest Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 566th in the regionMost Inclusive: 574th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 608th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 650th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 652nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 654th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 679th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 732nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 762nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 763rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 815th in the regionRudest Citizens: 854th in the region

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