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The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes

“urth: no u cant colonise this! me: haha musket go boom”

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.503 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 933 trillion Kiribs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,469 Kiribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 35,921st in the world and 1,186th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.52 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 844thMost Influential: 1,334thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,281stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,875thMost Secular: 7,461stTop
Most Cultured: 11,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,793rdNicest Citizens: 16,059thMost Inclusive: 16,940thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,277thMost Pacifist: 17,488thMost Developed: 17,973rdHighest Economic Output: 18,026thMost Efficient Economies: 18,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,226thHighest Average Incomes: 20,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,650th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 251st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 265th in the regionMost Secular: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 284th in the regionLargest Populations: 292nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 413th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 431st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 501st in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionMost Inclusive: 529th in the regionNicest Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 595th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 612th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 620th in the regionRudest Citizens: 636th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 668th in the regionMost Pacifist: 695th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 698th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 713th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 765th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 765th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 772nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 782nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 837th in the regionLargest Governments: 884th in the region

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