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The United States of States States States

“We Pretend to Care”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Dead Sea

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The United States of States States States is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.698 billion States States Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving States States Statesian economy, worth 277 trillion scams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,907 scams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,150 per year while the poor average 15,279, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. States States States's national animal is the Liar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

States States States is ranked 46,544th in the world and 4th in Dead Sea for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.64 Whatever.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,181stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,337thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,971stHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 21,085thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,349thMost Pro-Market: 23,596th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

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