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The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R

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The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prophet with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.378 billion STALKER of B E E K E Rians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong STALKER of B E E K E Rian economy, worth 681 trillion B E E K E R Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,439 B E E K E R Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. STALKER of B E E K E R's national animal is the Muppet Baby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is B E E K E R I S M.

STALKER of B E E K E R is ranked 263,680^th in the world and 8^th in Meep Meep Island for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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