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The Soviet Union of Stalin Wazwright

“Stalin was right!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Union of Religious Nations

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Soviet Union of Stalin Wazwright is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.328 billion Soviet Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,023 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

You can tell when Soviet Citizens are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Moscow is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalin Wazwright's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stalin Wazwright is ranked 195,231st in the world and 6th in The Union of Religious Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 8.23 Obesity Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,110thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,454thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,921stLargest Black Market: 4,470thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,823rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,711thLowest Crime Rates: 7,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,326thMost Secular: 9,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,190thLargest Governments: 10,219thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,655thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,904thHighest Economic Output: 13,465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,998thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,097thHighest Average Incomes: 15,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,402ndMost Developed: 20,842ndMost Authoritarian: 21,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,184th

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