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The Republic of St Oaks

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Republic of St Oaks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ko with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.747 billion Kolodziejzykians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolodziejzyk. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient St Oaksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion kollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,504 kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Oaks's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kolodziejzykism.

St Oaks is ranked 229,693rd in the world and 7,928th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,089.66 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,376thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,591stMost Influential: 1,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,958thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,317thMost Inclusive: 2,353rdTop
Most Pacifist: 2,462ndBest Weather: 2,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,092ndNicest Citizens: 3,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,879thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,697thMost Efficient Economies: 6,092ndLargest Governments: 6,344thMost Cultured: 6,507thHealthiest Citizens: 6,636thMost Developed: 6,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,194thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,055thSmartest Citizens: 11,012thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,316thMost Stationary: 14,341stLowest Crime Rates: 14,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,422ndLargest Black Market: 15,608thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,268thHighest Economic Output: 17,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,566thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,284thMost Devout: 22,738th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost Cultured: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 324th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 412th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 482nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 519th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 589th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 634th in the regionMost Devout: 682nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 690th in the region

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