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The Republic of St Jordi

“A republic with a saint on its name”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The Internationale

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The Republic of St Jordi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Domènech with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.576 billion Jordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gattisburg. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient St Jordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,781 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, treason is relative, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Jordi's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jedi.

St Jordi is ranked 108,122nd in the world and 37th in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 375.54255826372 days.

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Most Pacifist: 3,100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,578thNicest Citizens: 3,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,875thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,933rdBest Weather: 4,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,471stSafest: 5,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,713thHighest Food Quality: 5,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,223rdMost Inclusive: 6,224thMost Cultured: 6,351stMost Developed: 7,604thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,480thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,069thSmartest Citizens: 9,448thLowest Crime Rates: 9,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,842ndLargest Governments: 13,355thHighest Economic Output: 13,831stTop
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Most Secular: 15,971stMost Income Equality: 16,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 28,184th

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