Spotlight on:
The Republic of St Jordi |
“A republic with a saint on its name”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The Internationale |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of St Jordi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Domènech with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.576 billion Jordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gattisburg. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient St Jordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,781 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A passport is literally priceless, treason is relative, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Jordi's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jedi.
St Jordi is ranked 108,122nd in the world and 37th in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 375.54255826372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : St Jordi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : St Jordi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, treason is relative.
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in St Jordi, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : St Jordi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.