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The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha

“God Save the Queen”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Confederacy of the 3 Islands of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.879 billion Confederate Islanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamestown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The all-consuming St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunhan economy, worth 896 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,968 pound sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown. St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha's national animal is the plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha is ranked 249,785th in the world and 11,312th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.14 Obesity Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 8,681stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,993rdRudest Citizens: 10,174thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,712thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,801stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,584thTop
Most Inclusive: 18,154thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,954thHighest Food Quality: 22,929thMost Secular: 22,961stHighest Economic Output: 25,199thHighest Drug Use: 26,115thSmartest Citizens: 26,657th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 234th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 251st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 256th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 267th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 281st in the regionRudest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 316th in the regionLargest Black Market: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 407th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 424th in the regionLargest Populations: 424th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 518th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 659th in the regionMost Secular: 738th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 778th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 819th in the regionMost Developed: 824th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 832nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 847th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 943rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 950th in the regionMost Politically Free: 956th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,062nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,077th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,120th in the region

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