Spotlight on:

National Flag

The People's Republic of Ssejekistan

“Can you Stan this Country?”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Deep Storage

Regional Influence: Instigator


The People's Republic of Ssejekistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Torgo Jileshtu and Baradai Valisheyu with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.105 billion Ssejeks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torban. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ssejekistani economy, worth 544 trillion lucres a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,641 lucres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, most people learn to drive on crash courses, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Ssejekistan's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ssejekistani Polytheism.

Ssejekistan is ranked 241,956th in the world and 45th in Deep Storage for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Welfare Programs: 559thMost Compassionate Citizens: 653rdNicest Citizens: 781stBest Weather: 846thMost Inclusive: 895thMost Pacifist: 939thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,030thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,581stHealthiest Citizens: 1,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,940thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,971stSafest: 2,051stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,459thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,593rdMost Developed: 5,456thLargest Governments: 5,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,306thSmartest Citizens: 7,741stMost Cultured: 8,085thLowest Crime Rates: 11,805thTop
Most Secular: 12,350thMost Income Equality: 12,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,214thHighest Average Incomes: 18,904thMost Efficient Economies: 20,766thMost Politically Free: 21,547th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: