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The Klop Kult of SS PRAISE KLOP

“PRAISE KLOPSTOCK LORD OF THE UNIVERSE, BRINGER OF GOOD!”

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The Klop Kult of SS PRAISE KLOP is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.691 billion Praisers of the Mighty KLOPSTOCK are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Praising KLOPSTOCK economy, worth 232 trillion Eternal Praises a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,850 Eternal Praises, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of SS PRAISE KLOP remains pure, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, and the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives. Crime is totally unknown. SS PRAISE KLOP's national animal is the Glorious KLOP, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SS PRAISE KLOP is ranked 80,550^th in the world and 1^st in The Soryan Fleet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.46 law-abiding acts per hour.