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The Calmari Collective Capacity of Squid Ruinosa

“Feel free to worship me anytime.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Calmari Collective Capacity of Squid Ruinosa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Beakest with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 19.548 billion Squod are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater moon spire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The thriving Squinem economy, worth a remarkable 2,715 trillion pointy Beaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,892 pointy Beaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Lesser Squiden is considered a national priority, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Squid Ruinosa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squid Ruinosa's national animal is the Lesser Squiden, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Octodox.

Squid Ruinosa is ranked 6,118th in the world and 175th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.03 Years.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,035thMost Influential: 1,351stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,090thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,725thLargest Governments: 2,908thLowest Crime Rates: 3,630thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,511thHighest Economic Output: 4,789thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,280thLargest Populations: 6,590thMost Cultured: 7,705thSafest: 8,148thMost Stationary: 9,012thSmartest Citizens: 9,214thBest Weather: 9,346thHealthiest Citizens: 10,192ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,421stHighest Average Incomes: 16,236thMost Inclusive: 18,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,908th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionSafest: 256th in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 447th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 592nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 599th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 603rd in the regionMost Developed: 608th in the region

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