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The Colony of Sports Manager

“Touchdown.... home run.... slam dunk.... sports?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Wolf Clan

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Colony of Sports Manager is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.327 billion Sports Managers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sports Managerian economy, worth 30.8 trillion Draft Picks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,248 Draft Picks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commemoration of the Great The Wolf Clan War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sports Manager's national animal is the Hall of Famer.

Sports Manager is ranked 102,131st in the world and 26th in The Wolf Clan for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 48.79 on the Hayek Index.

Most Authoritarian: 683rdTop
Most Extreme: 2,515thMost Conservative: 2,786thMost Income Equality: 3,775thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,683rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,504th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

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