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The Colony of SPORK-COM

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Equestria

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The Colony of SPORK-COM is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.315 billion Conscripts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponyville's Library Basement. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The SPORK-COMian economy, worth 110 trillion Appuls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,551 Appuls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Ponyville's Library Basement, what happens in court stays in court, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. SPORK-COM's national animal is the one and only Spike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SPORK-COM is ranked 155,736th in the world and 71st in Equestria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,044.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,878thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,370thTop
Most Primitive: 17,739th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

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