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The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions

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The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.065 billion derp have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient derp economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion derpfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,166 derpfunds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is totally unknown. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the sharkderp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 91,486^th in the world and 89^th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 459.08 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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