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The 'Lizard Haven' of SPode humbleD Minions

“Delegate of the 37 Moon Council”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The League

Regional Influence: Vassal


The 'Lizard Haven' of SPode humbleD Minions is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Baby Sobek the Adorable with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.117 billion blelhefadklafes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient blelhefadklafen economy, worth a remarkable 2,751 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,801 Rexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SPode humbleD Minions's national animal is the Monitor lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snekism.

SPode humbleD Minions is ranked 2,643rd in the world and 1st in The League for Smartest Citizens, with 164.69 quips per hour.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 287thHighest Crime Rates: 780thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,211thMost Inclusive: 1,259thHighest Food Quality: 1,302ndMost Cultured: 1,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,500thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,693rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,259thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,643rdNicest Citizens: 2,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,373rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,727thMost Developed: 4,117thNudest: 4,250thLargest Black Market: 5,678thHighest Economic Output: 6,437thHighest Average Incomes: 6,505thRudest Citizens: 7,413thBest Weather: 7,879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,010thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,877thMost Armed: 10,626thMost Patriotic: 11,877thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,246thMost Efficient Economies: 20,840thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21,615thMost Influential: 22,936thLargest Populations: 24,054th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the region

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