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The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions


Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The League of Conservative Nations

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.83 billion derp are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving derp economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion derpfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,296 derpfunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the sharkderp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rakeoian Paganism.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 42,265th in the world and 20th in The League of Conservative Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 332ndHighest Crime Rates: 475thMost Inclusive: 996thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,088thMost Cultured: 1,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,316thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,963rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,317thMost Armed: 2,368thNicest Citizens: 2,591stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,757thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,818thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,247thSmartest Citizens: 3,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,848thMost Influential: 4,157thNudest: 4,310thHealthiest Citizens: 4,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,433rdLargest Black Market: 5,583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,925thBest Weather: 8,351stHighest Average Incomes: 8,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,113thHighest Economic Output: 10,177thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 15,742nd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Caezar, Neo Polisophos, Quebecshire, Eminople, Creeperopolis, Icaris, Oculis Omnium, Whitachi, Aeternitatia, Paleocacher, Willdavie, San Carlos Islands, and Terranihil.