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The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The League of Conservative Nations

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.065 billion derp have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient derp economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion derpfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,166 derpfunds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is totally unknown. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the sharkderp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 91,486th in the world and 89th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 459.08 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 647thMost Inclusive: 718thLargest Welfare Programs: 790thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 796thMost Advanced Public Education: 830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 852ndMost Developed: 900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,094thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,104thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,111thMost Cultured: 1,152ndLargest Governments: 1,198thSmartest Citizens: 1,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,484thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,825thNicest Citizens: 2,693rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,044thNudest: 3,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,203rdMost Pacifist: 3,326thHighest Average Incomes: 3,328thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,763rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,145thHealthiest Citizens: 4,282ndMost Influential: 4,516thRudest Citizens: 5,103rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,876thHighest Economic Output: 7,551stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,859thBest Weather: 10,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,928thLowest Crime Rates: 13,951stMost Secular: 14,247th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Caezar, Icaris, Dresderstan, Greater Sacramento, Neo Polisophos, and Quebecshire.