Spotlight on:
The Hibissa Monarchy of Splena |
“Foore dai Phontai ein Nasyun”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Hybrisia |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Hibissa Monarchy of Splena is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keraclawra Spleriia with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.326 billion Nasyundenzen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nahisaka. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Nasyundenze economy, worth a remarkable 4,461 trillion Piepamnees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 334,804 Piepamnees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Diminutive Nasyundenze generals are feared for their aggressiveness, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Splena's national animal is the Grattafliedu Muelee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pentagram Claw Animism.
Splena is ranked 143,059th in the world and 1st in Hybrisia for Most Stationary, with 191.11256518788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Splena, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, diminutive Nasyundenze generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, Grattafliedu Muelee sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Splena.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Splena, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.